mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with
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pizza hut had to remove its self-service salad bars in china because people were engineering literally exactly this babelian monstrosity
Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually
ARE YOU AN ELF?!
Questionable math but thirty IS young.
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americans are like reverse gremlins where if they can’t eat a hamburger past midnight they immediately become hitler
“Be Careful What You Ask For.”
In so many ways Darth Vader actually represents the ideal which Jedi claimed to be striving for. I know that sounds crazy so hear me out.
- Jedi preached detachment. Let go of your emotional attachments and do what must be done to accomplish your goals. For 20 years before Luke shows up, Vader is all over that.
- The Jedi preached obedience to the Chancellor, Senate, and external authority even if you disagree. Once again, Vader is the most obedient.
- The Jedi say ‘this weapon is your life.’ Vader epitomizes this philosophy. He has no life outside of his use as a weapon.
By contrast, he’s actually a pretty terrible Sith. They’re supposed to be a sneakiness, ambition, and backstabbing. For 20 years, Vader wants nothing more than to be Sidious’s obedient doormat. In fact, when he finally starts scheming about Luke, Sidious congratulates him on finally acting a true Sith for once.
REASONS WHY THE JEDI COUNCIL ARE ALSO TO BLAME
